2. Political Correctness
5. Reliable talent at writing
6. More references to when I have a boner over something happening in the movie
This week I figured I'd try to kill at least two birds with one stone with 2008's Ninja Cheerleaders. Actually, after reviewing the list of weaknesses for the blog, I'm fairly certain I will kill a third bird. That's right, I'm going to try to be pretty politically correct about what this movie features.
Let's see what IMDb has to say about this movie in the synopsis: "Three college cheerleaders (and after-school go-go dancers) use their martial arts skills to save their Sensei from mafia kidnappers, but must keep their extracurricular activities a secret to realize their Ivy League dreams at Brown."
Yes. More yes. Absolutely yes. Fuck yes. And, yes, you bet your bippy that synopsis has given me a boner. Hey! Looky there... I did kill a third bird. No need to be politically correct anymore!